Ode to Leonard's Losers

The Smart Pill Machine says:On SaturdaySonners will lose to LonghornsKentucky will lose to South CarolinaFighting Irish will lose to Tar HeelsECU will lose to VirginiaGophers will lose to IlliniHarvard will lose to CornellJayhawks will lose to BuffaloesElizabeth City will lose to Bowie StateSamford will lose to Appalachian StateCornhuskers will lose to Red RaidersMoccasins will lose to TerriersTennessee will lose to GeorgiaBoilermakers will lose to BuckeyesNorthwestern will lose to Michigan StateTigers will lose to GatorsWisconsin will lose to Penn StateBruins will lose to Ducksread more